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Love comes in threes

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:rose:Lydia gave in. (A job's a job, right? And keeping an eye on Beej...)

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Secret Song by Mc Chris
"I'm deathly pale bad breath bad teeth
hate the sand and the sun never see me at the beach
I'll stick with goth chicks transfixed on death
that wear black britches I insist on nice breasts,

I sleep in a grave lived through the black plague
actually that's all my fault but dont wiki that k?
Green hair downstairs boogers farts and phlegm
that's my stock in trade see me startin trends,

Back and white striped suit or a blood red tux
got jack on my hat in japan it's a must
I can change shapes do pranks and disguises
bioexorcist I'm the best in a crisis,

Parents wanted me to clean up like my brother
boss used to say I didnt work well with others
now im independent and my methods are effective
say my name three times if you want to get connected,

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice one two three
I like a little lady name Lydia Deetz
her demeanor is depressed I confess that's sweet
dont try to deny she's my bride to be,

Hey K-Mart shoppers there's a sale on my services
I'm here to help there's no need for your nervousness
I'll eat what you wanna eat swallow what you say
relieve you of your living that are ruining your day,

Have you read the handbook for the recently deceased
it's too thick like my dick when I think of little Deetz
she's the key to my release from this model existence
coffin lining's confining and I want out this instant

Me and the dragster of doom we're the baddest of dudes
we hit the Inferno Room where the ladies get nude
but we're eternally screwed so I become a bridegroom
and get lovely Lydia to lip synch an I do

I must move the Maitlands out of my way
give'm zipperlips pitch a plate on their face
say hello to hammer hands say goodbye to goulet
and then off to fla where my review Drew raves

Shrimp glove face plant
we like cassettes not 8 track
clown face much like
the one you'll see in Dark Knight
being dead kinda sucks
the afterlife's no fun to us
I'm the name that people trust
the juice that comes from Beetleguts"
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LegionaireB's avatar
Love the song here. Especially that it blends aspects of the movie and show.